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My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.

For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.

Oh, it’s sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don’t have windows.

Hello, everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine…

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.

Scratch Here to see my status.

It’s a holiday. You know what that means… Many people status updates saying the exact same thing which is Happy Independence Day…

Behind every successful status update there is Ctrl+c & cntrl +V …

I don’t understand those couples that fights and a minute later change their Facebook status to single. I fight with my parents many time but cannot change my status to an orphan.

Dp chor pagal status check kr pagal status…

Hey, idiot, know how I know you’re not writing your own status? Because you spelled everything right.

If your girlfriend claims that she never look at your fb profile, try changing your status and wait 2-3 minutes…

The best part about this status message is that by the time you’ve finished reading it you realize that there is absolutely no point to it.

Scratch here – ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal today’s status?

You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

KARVA CHAUTH STATUS IN ENGLISH: God Will Bless You For A Happy And Long Life In Our Companion. The Sindhoor Decorates The Forehead Of A Woman. I Love You Dear And Will Always Protect You In My Warm Arms. Happy Karva Chauth!

KARVA CHAUTH STATUS IN ENGLISH: If I were a tear in ur eye I wood roll down onto ur lips. But if you were a tear in my eye, I wood never cry as I wood be afraid to lose you! Thanks for being mine forever. Happy Karva Chauth!

KARVA CHAUTH STATUS IN ENGLISH: May The Sindoor, Testify Your Prayers, For Your Husband’s Long Life. The Mangal Sutra Reminds You Of, The Promises That Binds You. And The Color Of Mehndi, Prove The Depth Of Your Love.

KARVA CHAUTH STATUS IN HINDI: Aaye to sang laye khushiyan hazar, Har saal manayein hum yeh tyohar, Bhar de hamara daaman khushiyon ke sath, De jaye umar tumhe hazaar hazaar saal!

KARVA CHAUTH STATUS IN HINDI: Dhanya woh devi jo pati sukh hetu vrat paave, Dhanya woh pati jo devi roop patni paave, Dhanya woh swaroop jo Manushyata ka deep jalawe. Karva Chauth ki Shubhkamnaye….