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It’s funny how you can still love a person, but you stop needing them like you used to.

In Spain, there is a tradition after a bullfight to serve the mayor the bull’s testicles. – One day after a bullfight, the mayor asks the waiter: “Funny, why are they so small today?” – The waiter: “Today, sir, the bull won.”

Turkeys don’t think Thanksgiving is very funny.

I always call Thanksgiving “Turkey Day” so people know I’m funny, creative and laid back.

It’s funny when the dumbest, most selfish, childish person you know, tells people to “Grow up” they must know that’s the ultimate insult coming from them!

My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday

I saw a funny man at the beach, he was yelling “Help, shark! Help!” I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.

It’s so funny when I’m loud, people tell me to be quiet, but when I am quiet people ask me what’s wrong with me.

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

I know it’s not big and it’s not clever but F..bad.. me it’s funny!

I’d rather check my Facebook than face my check book.

May your life someday be as good as you make it out to be on Facebook.

KARVA CHAUTH FUNNY STATUS: Congratulations to all husbands for renewal of their life insurance. Happy Karva Chauth!

Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway… rofl.. 🙂

Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.

Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change … after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE!

Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in a cafeteria at a MENTAL HOSPITAL.

Why is Facebook like Jail? “You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don’t really know!”

That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.

Gullible people should just avoid Facebook for the next 24 hours.