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KARVA CHAUTH FUNNY STATUS: Congratulations to all husbands for renewal of their life insurance. Happy Karva Chauth!

“I’m not like most girls.” -Most Girls

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

I think my mom put it best. She said, ‘Little girls soften their daddy’s hearts.’

God made mud … God made dirt … God made guys so girls can flirt.

Girls Ki Hansi Or Kutton Ki Khamoshi Par Kabhi Bharosa Mat Karna…

Here’s wishing a Happy Birthday to the most charming, funny, attractive and rocking personality in town. Have a great day.

I know it’s not big and it’s not clever but F..bad.. me it’s funny!

Little girls are just angels who haven’t yet spread their wings.

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible…

God made dirt … God made guys so girls can flirt.

If money grew on trees, girls would be dating monkeys!

Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.

It’s funny how you can still love a person, but you stop needing them like you used to.

In Spain, there is a tradition after a bullfight to serve the mayor the bull’s testicles. – One day after a bullfight, the mayor asks the waiter: “Funny, why are they so small today?” – The waiter: “Today, sir, the bull won.”

Turkeys don’t think Thanksgiving is very funny.

I always call Thanksgiving “Turkey Day” so people know I’m funny, creative and laid back.

Girls don’t dress for boys, they dress for

It’s funny when the dumbest, most selfish, childish person you know, tells people to “Grow up” they must know that’s the ultimate insult coming from them!

It’s quite scary really how horrible girls can be. Sometimes they’re just so spiteful and we’re all bitchy and hurt each other in the end.