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KARVA CHAUTH FUNNY STATUS: Congratulations to all husbands for renewal of their life insurance. Happy Karva Chauth!

It’s funny how you can still love a person, but you stop needing them like you used to.

In Spain, there is a tradition after a bullfight to serve the mayor the bull’s testicles. – One day after a bullfight, the mayor asks the waiter: “Funny, why are they so small today?” – The waiter: “Today, sir, the bull won.”

Turkeys don’t think Thanksgiving is very funny.

I always call Thanksgiving “Turkey Day” so people know I’m funny, creative and laid back.

It’s funny when the dumbest, most selfish, childish person you know, tells people to “Grow up” they must know that’s the ultimate insult coming from them!

I saw a funny man at the beach, he was yelling “Help, shark! Help!” I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.

It’s so funny when I’m loud, people tell me to be quiet, but when I am quiet people ask me what’s wrong with me.

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

I know it’s not big and it’s not clever but F..bad.. me it’s funny!

KARVA CHAUTH STATUS IN ENGLISH: May The Sindoor, Testify Your Prayers, For Your Husband’s Long Life. The Mangal Sutra Reminds You Of, The Promises That Binds You. And The Color Of Mehndi, Prove The Depth Of Your Love.

KARVA CHAUTH STATUS IN ENGLISH: If I were a tear in ur eye I wood roll down onto ur lips. But if you were a tear in my eye, I wood never cry as I wood be afraid to lose you! Thanks for being mine forever. Happy Karva Chauth!

KARVA CHAUTH STATUS IN ENGLISH: Its day of fast my wife I know you care fore my life Though I can eat but believe I did not take any wheat I as Husband cares of your Every moment I love you ♥

KARVA CHAUTH STATUS IN ENGLISH: May The Sindoor, Testify Your Prayers, For Your Husband’s Long Life. The Mangal Sutra Reminds You Of, The Promises That Binds You. And The Color Of Mehndi, Prove The Depth Of Your Love.

KARVA CHAUTH STATUS IN HINDI: Jinka kal ‪‎Karva chuth‬ hai unka payr unhai mile… aur jo married hai wo 7 janmo tak sath rahe… Happy karva chauth

KARVA CHAUTH STATUS IN HINDI: Karva Chauth is that one day celebration that comes annually and is observed by women in India for the welfare and health of their husbands. Happy Karva

KARVA CHAUTH STATUS IN HINDI: Dhanya woh devi jo pati sukh hetu vrat paave, Dhanya woh pati jo devi roop patni paave, Dhanya woh swaroop jo Manushyata ka deep jalawe. Karva Chauth ki Shubhkamnaye….

KARVA CHAUTH STATUS IN HINDI: Aaye to sang laye khushiyan hazar, Har saal manayein hum yeh tyohar, Bhar de hamara daaman khushiyon ke sath, De jaye umar tumhe hazaar hazaar saal!

KARVA CHAUTH STATUS IN HINDI: Muhabbat aik aisi bhi, Khuda ki banai moti si, Bhook pyaas se aur chamke Aise fitrat karva chauth ki jyoti si.

Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change … after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE!