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KARVA CHAUTH FUNNY STATUS: Congratulations to all husbands for renewal of their life insurance. Happy Karva Chauth!

It’s so funny when I’m loud, people tell me to be quiet, but when I am quiet people ask me what’s wrong with me.

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

I know it’s not big and it’s not clever but F..bad.. me it’s funny!

It’s funny how you can still love a person, but you stop needing them like you used to.

Turkeys don’t think Thanksgiving is very funny.

I always call Thanksgiving “Turkey Day” so people know I’m funny, creative and laid back.

It’s funny when the dumbest, most selfish, childish person you know, tells people to “Grow up” they must know that’s the ultimate insult coming from them!

My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.

Scratch Here to see my status.

It’s a holiday. You know what that means… Many people status updates saying the exact same thing which is Happy Independence Day…

I don’t understand those couples that fights and a minute later change their Facebook status to single. I fight with my parents many time but cannot change my status to an orphan.

Dp chor pagal status check kr pagal status…

Hey, idiot, know how I know you’re not writing your own status? Because you spelled everything right.

If your girlfriend claims that she never look at your fb profile, try changing your status and wait 2-3 minutes…

The best part about this status message is that by the time you’ve finished reading it you realize that there is absolutely no point to it.

Scratch here – ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal today’s status?

You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

KARVA CHAUTH STATUS IN ENGLISH: God Will Bless You For A Happy And Long Life In Our Companion. The Sindhoor Decorates The Forehead Of A Woman. I Love You Dear And Will Always Protect You In My Warm Arms. Happy Karva Chauth!

KARVA CHAUTH STATUS IN ENGLISH: If I were a tear in ur eye I wood roll down onto ur lips. But if you were a tear in my eye, I wood never cry as I wood be afraid to lose you! Thanks for being mine forever. Happy Karva Chauth!