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The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

One night, as I was lying in bed, I looked up at the stars and thought to myself: “What the fuck happened to the roof?”

Survived April Fools Day without being pranked, however there was a baby on my doorstep this morning, but I’m pretty sure thats unrelated.

I’m not scared of commitment. I’m scared of who I commit to.

Life’s greatest happiness is to know we are loved. Thanks for being the best Valentine ever!

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile then walk into a pole..

You’re in my thoughts and prayers. Hoping this day holds all the warmth, contentment, and love of a wonderful and happy Thanksgiving.

I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teacher for living well. Happy Teachers Day!!!!

I promise to try as hard as I can to make you happy and see that beautiful smile of yours.

The power of forgiveness is big for both the person who is forgiving and the person being forgiven.

Sisters function as safety nets in a chaotic world simply by being there for each other.

I’M Fine, Thanks For Not Asking.

I fall too fast, crush too hard, forgive too easy, and care too much.

you can always hold back the tears and keep yourself sane- until someone asks if you’re okay, that is.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Ramadan is time to empty your stomach to feed your soul.

There have been many times in 2016 when I may have disturbed you, troubled you, irritated you, and bugged you. Today I just wanna tell you. . . . . . . I plan to continue all of that this new year. . .Happy New Year!!

Dear Mom, For enduring the blood curdling torture of my adolescent years, I promise to always keep your electronics functional. Happy Mothers Day!

Memories are wonderful to make, but sometimes painful to remember.