‘Rude Facebook Status’

I wish I was a witch. I’d shove my broom stick right up your ass.

Dear haters, my personality is far from your reality.

War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

Ignorance is bliss and bullets are cheap…. Have a nice day!

I think you need to work on that look, two faced doesn’t suit you.

Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.

My night has become a sunny dawn because of you.

I am a rude person by birth but I know who deal with it.

I know u didn’t mean to hurt me, but u did and u left me wondering what i did so wrong to make u leave me.

Its better to alone than to be with loosers…

Jealousy is a terrible disease please get well soon :)

Before you judge me..Make sure that you’re Perfect.

Roses are stupid, violets are silly, so grease up your flaps cos here comes my willy! haha

Rude kind of verse can be your first stage of romance.

Only plays dirty when there’s someone worth playing with ;)

Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone’s mouth while they are talking?

Sorry I’m not perfect enough for your perfect little world..

I know you did not want to hurt me, but u u did and I was wondering what I did wrong for me or leave.

French is the most polite language which let you insulting people in a soft way

Just because I nod and smile doesn’t mean I’m listening or like you.