‘Rude Facebook Status’

Just because I nod and smile doesn’t mean I’m listening or like you.

I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here.

Faces u make on the toilet loll (o_o) (>_

Send good sms to your friends, Cuz after your death, People will remember you

I want to share a grenade with you so let us do this: you are going to take the grenade and I’ll be taking the pin.

If you cant find whats good in me try to find whats wrong in U.

People who have High And Unnecessary attitude, deserves the Standing Ovation of my Tallest Finger.

Oh! Here is your plate of I don’t give a shit and crackers!

The wrong person walked out of my life, and the right person walked in.

What you heard is not what I said. Listen better next time.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I don’t hate you, I hate what you do, and who you have become as a person.

Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

My attitude make my style what’s yours? Copying me?

Rudeness is the weak man’s imitation of strength.

No one is more insufferable than he who lacks basic courtesy.

Your beauty really shakes my mind which observes my obnoxious rude behavior.

A poet can be softer then cotton but his poetry can be ruder then storms.

why does no one ever want to talk in an elevator?

My mind is full of rudeness and you just lose your space here.