‘Rude Facebook Status’

To all my haters, remember, its mind over matter: I don`t mind & you don`t matter..

The more I think of you, the less I think of you.

Some people are like clouds when they go away the day gets brighter..

Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

I wish I was a witch. I’d shove my broom stick right up your ass.

Dear haters, my personality is far from your reality.

War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

Ignorance is bliss and bullets are cheap…. Have a nice day!

I think you need to work on that look, two faced doesn’t suit you.

Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.

My night has become a sunny dawn because of you.

I am a rude person by birth but I know who deal with it.

I know u didn’t mean to hurt me, but u did and u left me wondering what i did so wrong to make u leave me.

Its better to alone than to be with loosers…

Jealousy is a terrible disease please get well soon :)

Before you judge me..Make sure that you’re Perfect.

Roses are stupid, violets are silly, so grease up your flaps cos here comes my willy! haha

Rude kind of verse can be your first stage of romance.

Only plays dirty when there’s someone worth playing with ;)

Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone’s mouth while they are talking?