‘Rude Facebook Status’

I know u didn’t mean to hurt me, but u did and u left me wondering what i did so wrong to make u leave me.

Don’t let your mind wander—it’s too little to be let out alone.

Its better to alone than to be with loosers…

Jealousy is a terrible disease please get well soon :)

Before you judge me..Make sure that you’re Perfect.

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

Roses are stupid, violets are silly, so grease up your flaps cos here comes my willy! haha

Rude kind of verse can be your first stage of romance.

Only plays dirty when there’s someone worth playing with ;)

you smell like drama and headache please get away from me!

Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone’s mouth while they are talking?

Sorry I’m not perfect enough for your perfect little world..

I know you did not want to hurt me, but u u did and I was wondering what I did wrong for me or leave.

is wondering if certain people have to work to be annoying or if it just comes naturally

French is the most polite language which let you insulting people in a soft way

Just because I nod and smile doesn’t mean I’m listening or like you.

I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here.

Faces u make on the toilet loll (o_o) (>_

Send good sms to your friends, Cuz after your death, People will remember you

I want to share a grenade with you so let us do this: you are going to take the grenade and I’ll be taking the pin.