‘Rude Facebook Status’

I wish I was a witch. I’d shove my broom stick right up your ass.

Dear haters, my personality is far from your reality.

War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

Ignorance is bliss and bullets are cheap…. Have a nice day!

You are so fake i bet if you look at the bottom of your foot it say made in china…

I think you need to work on that look, two faced doesn’t suit you.

Every time u look at my dp u stop and stare why don’t u download this..

Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.

Liars are always most disposed to swear.

My night has become a sunny dawn because of you.

It is terribly rude to tell people that their troubles are boring.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.

I am a rude person by birth but I know who deal with it.

I know u didn’t mean to hurt me, but u did and u left me wondering what i did so wrong to make u leave me.

Don’t let your mind wander—it’s too little to be let out alone.

Its better to alone than to be with loosers…

Jealousy is a terrible disease please get well soon :)

Before you judge me..Make sure that you’re Perfect.