‘Naughty Facebook Status’

We are not naughty children, and the state is not our parent.

You are in my inappropriate thoughts

KISS ME.. I am Magically Delicious.

How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilised.

Is that a keg in your pants? ?Cause I would love to tap that ass!

Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside?

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are..

People make the world go around but at some point don’t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?

Nice legs…what time do they open?

That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d becoming too!

A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste.

Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain….

If I were Nike and you were McDonald, I would be doing it and you would be loving it!

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.

If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)

Poke me now if you?We ever had a crush on me..

I want to party with fake alcohol and see how many people act in vain ..

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.