‘Naughty Facebook Status’

Naughty by nature, wild by choice.

Love iz blind b vry kind wen I KISS U please do not mind

You know, stupidity is not considered a crime so apparently, you are totally free to go.

TGIF: Thank God I’m Fabulous.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Of course I’m naughty. I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.

Actors are the best and the worst of people. They’re like kids. When they’re good, they’re very very good. When they’re bad they’re very very naughty.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.

So if you don’t like to see me smoking, then you better find another ways to keep my lips busy.

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

If you play good cricket, a lot of bad things get hidden…

LOVE is like a long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock…

Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP, unless you put them together :)

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they’re OK, you’re it…

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach.

I think I can DIE Happy Now, BEcause I’ve just seen A Piece of Heaven.

When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button

Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-)