‘Naughty Facebook Status’

Of course I’m naughty. I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.

Actors are the best and the worst of people. They’re like kids. When they’re good, they’re very very good. When they’re bad they’re very very naughty.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.

So if you don’t like to see me smoking, then you better find another ways to keep my lips busy.

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

If you play good cricket, a lot of bad things get hidden…

LOVE is like a long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock…

Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP, unless you put them together :)

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they’re OK, you’re it…

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach.

I think I can DIE Happy Now, BEcause I’ve just seen A Piece of Heaven.

When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button

Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-)

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this place?

I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

if u want me, come and get me .