‘Naughty Facebook Status’



When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button

Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-)

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this place?

I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

if u want me, come and get me .

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

If your naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty head up to mine

KISS ME.. I am Magically Delicious.

Is that a keg in your pants? ?Cause I would love to tap that ass!

Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside?

People make the world go around but at some point don’t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?

Nice legs…what time do they open?

A naughty thought a day keeps the strees away.

A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste.

Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain….