‘Naughty Facebook Status’



You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

if u want me, come and get me .

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

I am naughty sweetheart…

Lets play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

hey, I found your nose. it was in my business again.

If your naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty head up to mine

We are not naughty children, and the state is not our parent.

You are in my inappropriate thoughts

KISS ME.. I am Magically Delicious.

How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilised.

Is that a keg in your pants? ?Cause I would love to tap that ass!

Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside?

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are..

People make the world go around but at some point don’t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?

Nice legs…what time do they open?