‘Naughty Facebook Status’

I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach.

I think I can DIE Happy Now, BEcause I’ve just seen A Piece of Heaven.

When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button

Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-)

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this place?

I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

if u want me, come and get me .

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

I am naughty sweetheart…

Lets play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

hey, I found your nose. it was in my business again.

If your naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty head up to mine

We are not naughty children, and the state is not our parent.

You are in my inappropriate thoughts

KISS ME.. I am Magically Delicious.