‘Naughty Facebook Status’

LOVE is like a long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock…

Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP, unless you put them together :)

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they’re OK, you’re it…

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach.

I think I can DIE Happy Now, BEcause I’ve just seen A Piece of Heaven.

When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button

Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-)

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this place?

I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

if u want me, come and get me .

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

If your naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty head up to mine

KISS ME.. I am Magically Delicious.

Is that a keg in your pants? ?Cause I would love to tap that ass!