‘Naughty Facebook Status’

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are..

People make the world go around but at some point don’t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?

Nice legs…what time do they open?

That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d becoming too!

A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste.

Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain….

If I were Nike and you were McDonald, I would be doing it and you would be loving it!

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.

If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)

Poke me now if you?We ever had a crush on me..

I want to party with fake alcohol and see how many people act in vain ..

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

Can i borrow a KISS? I promise i give it back.

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.

Naughty by nature, wild by choice.

Love iz blind b vry kind wen I KISS U please do not mind

You know, stupidity is not considered a crime so apparently, you are totally free to go.

TGIF: Thank God I’m Fabulous.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.