‘Monday Facebook Status’

Hate Mondays? You are not alone! We have come up with some of the most funny and hilarious Monday Facebook status updates which you can post on your Facebook and show your anger towards this evil day :D. We update ‘Monday FB statuses’ page quite often, so that you have new status to post on every Monday. Bookmark us to visit again and like our Facebook page to receive new funny Monday statuses straight into your news feed.



One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

Weapons loaded, body bags ready, coffee brewing, bring it on Monday, I’m ready…

Thank God It’s Monday” ~ Your Liver

WARNING! A virus called Monday is fast approaching. There is no cure. Just drink plenty of alcohol on Sunday night to ease the pain

Finally, that rare and elusive Monday we like.

Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… “Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.”

I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.

Start your Monday with a positive thought… and being positive that you hate Mondays does not count. :P

I feel that Mondays are God’s way of punishing me for something I did over the weekend!

I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on Monday.

Just reminding everyone that it’s Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

read somewhere that Monday is the most productive day of the work/school week. Today I will be doing my part to reduce this ugly statistic.

They say everyday is a gift. I wanna know where the gift receipt is so I can exchange Monday for Saturday.

There is nothing to blame the mirror if day dropped on Monday morning.

Three of the worst words to hear……’Tomorrow is Monday’.

Today is Monday, and that’s reason enough for me to hate it.

Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Friday Night” Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.

If we all band together and don’t show up for work tomorrow, we could put an end to this ‘wake up on Monday’ nonsense once and for all. Spread the word.

Monday?! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet….