‘Insult Facebook Status’



Don’t feel special, I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

Actually no, my status wasn’t aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.

Are your parents siblings?

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

Shhhh…that’s the sound of nobody caring what you think.

I respect you so much I salute you with 1 finger!

Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent…

Don’t blame me for your insecurity!

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

he most effective comeback to an insult is silence.

Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head.

No need for insults, your face says it all.

I’m not insulting you..I’m describing you.

Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

If i punch you in the face, will pork chops fall out of your ass?