‘Insult Facebook Status’

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

Actually no, my status wasn’t aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.

Are your parents siblings?

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

Shhhh…that’s the sound of nobody caring what you think.

I respect you so much I salute you with 1 finger!

Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent…

Don’t blame me for your insecurity!

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

he most effective comeback to an insult is silence.

Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head.

No need for insults, your face says it all.

I’m not insulting you..I’m describing you.

Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

If i punch you in the face, will pork chops fall out of your ass?

“You are my brother and I love you but you are a great big bag of dicks”

If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

It’s funny when the dumbest, most selfish, childish person you know, tells people to “Grow up” they must know that’s the ultimate insult coming from them!