‘Insult Facebook Status’



I respect you so much I salute you with 1 finger!

Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent…

Don’t blame me for your insecurity!

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

he most effective comeback to an insult is silence.

Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head.

No need for insults, your face says it all.

I’m not insulting you..I’m describing you.

Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

If i punch you in the face, will pork chops fall out of your ass?

“You are my brother and I love you but you are a great big bag of dicks”

If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

It’s funny when the dumbest, most selfish, childish person you know, tells people to “Grow up” they must know that’s the ultimate insult coming from them!

I want to say to some people “Shit is supposed to come from your ass not your mouth. Although looking at you there’s no difference”

My dog likes you more than me. So i think we should break up.

cried today…i heard on the news the government wants to kill all mentally ill people, i thought of you…run my little retard run!

Dear Girls,if you are annoyed by too many friend request from boys.Just set your original pic as profile pic.if it doesn’t work wash your face, take a pic and try again.

My eyez detected My heart reacted Thousnd were rejected and Only u were selected. Bcoz I needed a monkey 4 an advertisement

If you liked my profile, Raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard