‘Insult Facebook Status’

shh I’m hiding from the stupid people

People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.

Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head.

Would love to drown my troubles. But I think the bitch has learned how to swim.

Don’t sneeze, your brain is so small, it might slip out.

No need for insults, your face says it all.

I’d call you a tool, but even they serve a purpose..

I’m not insulting you..I’m describing you.

Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?

If i punch you in the face, will pork chops fall out of your ass?

“You are my brother and I love you but you are a great big bag of dicks”

Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!

I don’t believe in plastic surgery, But in your case, Go ahead.

If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

It’s funny when the dumbest, most selfish, childish person you know, tells people to “Grow up” they must know that’s the ultimate insult coming from them!

I want to say to some people “Shit is supposed to come from your ass not your mouth. Although looking at you there’s no difference”

Go be stupid somewhere else.

My dog likes you more than me. So i think we should break up.