‘Insult Facebook Status’



You will hate me if i talk with you as you talk to me…

If you really loved me, you would say it on my Facebook Wall.

Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?

Can you do me a favor? Take a picture of yourself, and send it to me. I am playing cards and seem to be missing the Joker.

The First Human Who Hurled An Insult Instead Of A Stone Was The Founder Of Civilization.

Hey, idiot, know how I know you’re not writing your own status? Because you spelled everything right.

Girls like shoes more than CLOTHES, Because No Matter How Much They Weigh, it still fits.

Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey :)

Don’t feel special, I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

Actually no, my status wasn’t aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.

Are your parents siblings?

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

Shhhh…that’s the sound of nobody caring what you think.

I respect you so much I salute you with 1 finger!

Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent…

Don’t blame me for your insecurity!