‘Insult Facebook Status’

It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

Shhhh…that’s the sound of nobody caring what you think.

I respect you so much I salute you with 1 finger!

Sorry. Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints…

Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent…

My skin is clear than your future…

Don’t blame me for your insecurity!

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

You are so fake, even China denied they made you!

he most effective comeback to an insult is silence.

shh I’m hiding from the stupid people

People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.

Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head.

Would love to drown my troubles. But I think the bitch has learned how to swim.

Don’t sneeze, your brain is so small, it might slip out.

No need for insults, your face says it all.

I’d call you a tool, but even they serve a purpose..

I’m not insulting you..I’m describing you.

Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.