‘Insult Facebook Status’

I’d call you a tool, but even they serve a purpose..

I’m not insulting you..I’m describing you.

Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?

If i punch you in the face, will pork chops fall out of your ass?

“You are my brother and I love you but you are a great big bag of dicks”

Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!

I don’t believe in plastic surgery, But in your case, Go ahead.

If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

It’s funny when the dumbest, most selfish, childish person you know, tells people to “Grow up” they must know that’s the ultimate insult coming from them!

I want to say to some people “Shit is supposed to come from your ass not your mouth. Although looking at you there’s no difference”

Go be stupid somewhere else.

My dog likes you more than me. So i think we should break up.

cried today…i heard on the news the government wants to kill all mentally ill people, i thought of you…run my little retard run!

Dear Girls,if you are annoyed by too many friend request from boys.Just set your original pic as profile pic.if it doesn’t work wash your face, take a pic and try again.

There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, it’s just you.

My eyez detected My heart reacted Thousnd were rejected and Only u were selected. Bcoz I needed a monkey 4 an advertisement

Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.

Oh you are dating my ex? Cool, Im eating a sandwich …. want those leftovers too?