‘Insult Facebook Status’

There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, it’s just you.

My eyez detected My heart reacted Thousnd were rejected and Only u were selected. Bcoz I needed a monkey 4 an advertisement

Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.

Oh you are dating my ex? Cool, Im eating a sandwich …. want those leftovers too?

looks like the good lord got your face and ass mixed up…

Next year the government are going to start killing all mentally challenged people. I thought of you and started to cry. Run my little retard, run

I’m sure whatever you have to say can wait till you’re smarter.

Beware the disease Idiotitis. Causes the brain to shut down and the mouth to keep talking. Thousands affected. May be contagious. Best defense: slap and run.

still doesn’t care… isn’t consistency great?!

Don’t feel bad a lot of people have no brain…

You will hate me if i talk with you as you talk to me…

If you really loved me, you would say it on my Facebook Wall.

Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?

Can you do me a favor? Take a picture of yourself, and send it to me. I am playing cards and seem to be missing the Joker.

The First Human Who Hurled An Insult Instead Of A Stone Was The Founder Of Civilization.

Hey, idiot, know how I know you’re not writing your own status? Because you spelled everything right.

Girls like shoes more than CLOTHES, Because No Matter How Much They Weigh, it still fits.

Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey :)

Don’t feel special, I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.