‘Hilarious Facebook Status’



Nobody has a perfect life. Everybody has problems. Some people just know how to deal with it in a best way.

God give me strength to accept the things I can’t change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

Never compare your journey with someone else’s. Your journey is your journey not a competition.

If you love someone, show them. Because you could soon find yourself watching them walk out the door. Words mean nothing but actions mean everything

Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome. It just happens.

If you want to be successful you must respect one rule, never let failure take control of you.

WHY Worry? If you have done the very best you can, worrying won’t make it any better.

It’s not that I’m afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens

Love is the answer but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some good questions

Everybody has gone through something that has changed them in a way that they could never go back to the person they once were.

Relations are like electric currents. Wrong connection will give you shocks throughout your life but the right ones light up your life.

One can become a lord but only god can make you a gentleman

They ignore you now, but they will need you later.

You don’t get to choose when or who you meet, but you do get to choose who you hold on to.

I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night.

I know that I know nothing

The one who falls and gets up is much stronger than the one who never fell.

When GOD pushes you to the edge of difficulty trust him fully because two things can happen. Either he will catch you when you fall, or he will teach you how to fly.

Good Time + Crazy Friends = Amazing Memories

Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course in the menu