‘Hilarious Facebook Status’

It’s late to think about the doctor after death

The happiness of a married man depends on the women he had not married

Everyone has that one little secret, that no one, not even your best friend, know about you.

The fool have one advantage; he is always satisfied with himself

You can’t always control who walks into your life but you can control which window to throw them out.

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

Every fool believes that others are fools too

Sometimes it’s not the song that makes you emotional, It’s the people & things that come to your mind when you hear it .

Sometimes the most important life lessons are the ones we end up learning the hard way.

It’s impossible to learn wisdom like to learn being beautiful

Everybody says, mistake is the first step of success but the real fact is correction of mistake is the first step of success.

Due to excessive curiosity paradise was lost

If women have intuition, then why do they ask?

Never argue with a fool, people might not notice the difference between you

Of Course I talk to myself, because sometimes I need Expert Advice.

Ever wondered why need to pee intensifies when you are unlocking the door?

All my life I thought air was free…… until I bought a bag of chips.

When a thing is useful, it is usually no longer beautiful

Never emphasize the flaws of a woman

When I close my eyes, I see you. When I open my eyes, I miss you.