‘Hilarious Facebook Status’

The only thing that could stop me from taking selfies is a photo of what I look like taking selfies.

I’m not looking for someone who has everything but someone who has time to spend with me more than anything.

Phew! Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my toaster in the shower this morning

When I was a kid I slept with a nightlight… to keep away monsters who were scared of small, low wattage light bulbs.

Remember that your greatest talent is so much more powerful than your biggest fear.

Decided to make a life altering decision today… When I think of it I’ll let you know

A relationship with no arguments, is a relationship with a lot of secrets.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.

If you want to fly with eagles than stop swimming with ducks.

Only difference between good day and a bad day is your attitude.

Most of the couples either can’t get along together or cant’ do without each other

Don’t feel bad if someone rejects you, People usually reject expensive things because they can’t afford them.

If a patient did not feel better after the conversation with the doctor, then it’s not a doctor

He’s a significant doctor. He has invented several diseases and was able to distribute them

One of the biggest flaws of people are pretending to be blind to their own mistakes but do not pretend deaf towards the mistakes of others.

Doctor’s reputation is created by dead celebrities that were his patients once

People are waiting for miracles from doctors and teachers but when a miracle happens, nobody is surprised

Ultimately, dying is not that bad

I don’t care how many people are in the world BUT I only want you.

Doctors are hated either out of principles or economy