‘Hilarious Facebook Status’

Curosity killed the cat, but I was suspect for a while

My phone is like my lover. It’s the first thing I see in the morning and the last thing I see at night.

My favorite mythical creature: A Honest Politician.

If you are giving your all to one person and it’s not enough, you are giving it to the wrong person.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it

Don’t change your originality for the sake of others b’coz no one else can play your role better than you.

The longer the title the less important the job.

It’s usually the ones with the dirtiest hands pointing the fingers.

To marry means to reduce your rights and double your duties

Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :P

Disappointments are just God’s way of saying “I’ve got something better.” Be patient, live life, have faith.

Make sure your worst enemy is not living between your own two ears.

You can either be right, or you can be the husband.

I learn something new every day that I didn’t want to know.

If a person tells a notorious and improbable lie, the best way is to match it with one still greater

Nowadays, the average child has four parents.

Car is not a luxury, but a means of transport

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

The only people I need in my life are the ones who need me in theirs even when I have nothing else to offer them but myself.