‘Hilarious Facebook Status’

Enough means a bit more than required

A good understanding comes only after a long war between two hearts.

Show me the meaning and I will do any craziness

I saw a funny man at the beach, he was yelling “Help, shark! Help!” I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.

Thoughts and women never come together

Ugly people are smarter because they have less opportunities for pleasures and more time for studies

It’s better to have beauty rather than virtues. But it’s better to have virtues rather than to be ugly

Heart needs only one woman, emotions want most of them and conceit-all of them

The only people worthy to be in your life are the ones that help you through the hard times and laugh with you after the hard times pass.

People leave you out in the cold and get mad when you learn how to get warm by yourself.

Nobody will make friends with a woman if he can be her lover

Friends helps us to live but don’t let us work

Race can not be won by accelerating on top gear but It can be won only by changing the right gear on right time.

How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

Human being needs two years to learn to speak and around sixty years to learn to keep silence

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

If a day lasts two long, people start complaining that life is too short

Go for someone whose not only proud and glad to have you, but will also take every risk and effort just to be with you.

If you keep your eyes, mind, and heart open…love, kindness, intelligence and wisdom will enter.

Adults are sometimes infinitely stupid