‘Hilarious Facebook Status’

slept like a baby last night…. Waking up every 3 hours crying for food

Marriage is a lottery and it does not necessarily mean you have to win

Marriage is a civilized form of sexual life

Relationship is not holding hands while you understand eachother. Its about having lots of misunderstandings & still not leaving each other’s hand.

Strong people stand up for themselves. Strogner people stand up for others.

Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

If all the ideas in the heads of people were implemented, the world would be in permanent chaos

Money is not the creation of Dame Nature, that’s why it’s not the most important thing

Life can be happier & stress free if we have all that we desire. But time will give us all that we deserve.

For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember… That’s where the knives are kept.

Many people get older before they reach certain age

When someone says they have a question to ask, you think of all the bad things you have done recently.

A coward dies a hundred times a day

I am deleting the word common sense word out of the dictionary because it doesn’t just exists.

If everybody is wrong, then everybody is right

Don’t fear the enemy that attacks you, but the false friend that hugs you. Careful who you trust don’t be naive.

Present diseases are not like the diseases of the past, except for the fact that we still die

It’s always the wrong person who teaches you the right things in life.

You became an adult the day you sincerely laughed … over yourself!

I wonder if I know the person who I am going to marry.