‘Hilarious Facebook Status’



In reality, no one cares, they’re just curious.

Those who are afraid of jokes, do not believe in themselves. They’re like Hercules afraid of being tickled

It’s not being in love that makes me happy. It’s being in love with you that makes me happy.

Never regret a single moment of the journey. If it wasn’t your destination, it was preparation.

Commonly we care and worry about tiny things. It’s much easier to resist a fly than an elephant

People say: never expect anything in return from anyone but the truth is when we really LOVE someone, we naturally EXPECT a little care from them.

If you dont build your dreams, someone will hire you to build theirs.

We always ignore the ones who adore us and adore the ones who ignore us.

Adjustment with right people is always better than argument with wrong ones.

When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves.

Sometimes, life gives you a second chance because just maybe the first time you were not ready.

I know GOD has bigger & better plans for me than I have for myself.

When I like someone, I compare their last name with my first name.

When you fall in love with someone’s personality, everything about that person tends to become beautiful.

I don’t know how people can fake whole relationships.. I can’t even fake a hello to somebody I don’t like.

It is not length of life, but depth of life. Everybody dies, but not everybody lives.

Relationship with GOD is the best relationship you can have. Trust him and everything will turn out fine.

That awkward moment when you think someone is talking to you, but they are actually talking on the phone.

I wonder how many people I have looked at all my life and never seen.

May be it’s true, may be we dont know what we have untill we have lost it. But may be it’s also true that we don’t know what we are missing until we find it.