‘Hilarious Facebook Status’

The one who falls and gets up is much stronger than the one who never fell.

When GOD pushes you to the edge of difficulty trust him fully because two things can happen. Either he will catch you when you fall, or he will teach you how to fly.

Good Time + Crazy Friends = Amazing Memories

Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course in the menu

Dear God, thanks for everything. Because without you …… I am nothing.

Curosity killed the cat, but I was suspect for a while

My phone is like my lover. It’s the first thing I see in the morning and the last thing I see at night.

My favorite mythical creature: A Honest Politician.

If you are giving your all to one person and it’s not enough, you are giving it to the wrong person.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it

Don’t change your originality for the sake of others b’coz no one else can play your role better than you.

The longer the title the less important the job.

I shouldn’t have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since I walked there

It’s usually the ones with the dirtiest hands pointing the fingers.

To marry means to reduce your rights and double your duties

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :P

Disappointments are just God’s way of saying “I’ve got something better.” Be patient, live life, have faith.

Make sure your worst enemy is not living between your own two ears.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.