‘Hilarious Facebook Status’

A coward dies a hundred times a day

I am deleting the word common sense word out of the dictionary because it doesn’t just exists.

If everybody is wrong, then everybody is right

Don’t fear the enemy that attacks you, but the false friend that hugs you. Careful who you trust don’t be naive.

Present diseases are not like the diseases of the past, except for the fact that we still die

It’s always the wrong person who teaches you the right things in life.

You became an adult the day you sincerely laughed … over yourself!

I wonder if I know the person who I am going to marry.

Never marry the girl of your dreams; dreams may turn into nightmares

Whenever you don’t understand what’s happening in your life, just close your eyes, take a deep breath and say… GOD I know it is your plan, just help me through it.

That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life anymore.

Some couples need just a little bit of passion to be happy! Others need just a little bit

If you can calculate how much money you have, you’re not a billionaire

Respect peoples feelings. Even if it doesn’t mean anything to you, it could mean everything to them.

Human beings are very strange. They have ego of their knowledge but, they don’t have knowledge of their ego.

World is so serious that you can only joke about it

I love sleeping but I never want to go to bed early.

It’s not a sin to cheat the devil

The freedom of the press is one of the greatest bulwarks of liberty, and can never be restrained but by despotic governments

Justice punishes evil, hope wants to fix it, but love does not notices it