‘Funny Facebook Status’

Woman can keep only the secrets she does not know

The most powerful water in the world is the women’s tears

Men don’t always love those who value them. Women value only what they love

If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!

I don’t think our wives should be blamed that they are always right

The writer’s wife should understand one thing: when the writer is staring out the window, he also works

I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!

How can I say we got freedom when we tied the chain with glass on the public water cooler? We just got the separate piece of land not freedom.

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with your enemy

Ugly women know men better than beautiful ones

If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking :)

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore.

In fact, prison and marriage are the same, with the only difference that your time can be reduced in prison

It’s better to be a good bachelor rather than bad husband

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more and show some practical.

Who will change old lamps for new ones? . . . new lamps for old ones?

You and I ought not to die, before We have explained ourselves to each other.

Those who love themselves have no competitors

Marriage is a science, but nobody studies it