‘Funny Facebook Status’

There are two kinds of lawyers,-one who knows the law, the other who knows the judge

It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry :)

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :)

There’s like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world … huh

Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make a bad person.

I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough ;)

The only thing I gained so far in 2013 is weight :)

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED :)

Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. :)

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done

At least mosquitos are attracted to me.

Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.

Life is too short to spend it on a diet, greedy men and bad mood …

Love is an ocean of feelings surrounded by costs

Never marry if you are afraid of loneliness

I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

If you want to fool the world, tell the truth

It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones.