‘Funny Facebook Status’

I am never as busy as when having rest

Save water drink beer.

If the idler does not irritate you, then you have something in common with him

One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions :)

Farmer needs a land, gentleman needs honor and woman needs the whole world

Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.

Perhaps the painting in the museum hears the most stupid things in the world

Men pretend that they don’t understand women. It’s much cheaper

I love my job only when I’m on vacation…..

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

Gentlemen love blondes but marry brunettes

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

Bachelors know women better, otherwise they would marry as well

Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.