‘Funny Facebook Status’

GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.

I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep :)

sometimes people come into your life and they need to stop doing that..

I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. That was a typo. I meant “food.” I try to find the food in every situation.

Teacher -“Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY???” Student -“in Swiss Banks” lolx.

Try to praise your wife. It’s okay if she is afraid for the first

How is the harmony between the soul and body possible if the soul is always ready to rescue itself at the cost of the body?

She married him to be with him all her life. He married her in order to forget her

Women should not have children after 20. Really… 20 children are enough.

I know women. When you want they do not, when you don’t want, they do

Marriage is the most expensive way of laundry

If I ever marry, it will be a spontaneous decision, just like a suicide

Women are so educated nowadays that the only thing that can surprise them is happy marriage

Even if a man could understand what women want he wouldn’t believe it

Being single is fun….

Reader is a lucky, he chooses the author himself

The advantage of the doctor is that he does not need to follow his own advice

My doctor said I will live six months. But when I did not pay the bill he gave me six months more

Newton’s law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money.

Sportsmen is called professional if he has no profession and has to earn his living with the help of sport