‘Funny Facebook Status’

Either you have talent or you should learn to live without it

Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

Diplomats always remember women’s birthday, but never know their age

We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

There are two kinds of lawyers,-one who knows the law, the other who knows the judge

It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry :)

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :)

There’s like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world … huh

Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make a bad person.

I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough ;)

The only thing I gained so far in 2013 is weight :)

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED :)

Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. :)

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done

At least mosquitos are attracted to me.

Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.

Life is too short to spend it on a diet, greedy men and bad mood …