‘Funny Facebook Status’

Marriage is a science, but nobody studies it

If your girlfriend claims that she never look at your fb profile, try changing your status and wait 2-3 minutes…

In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!!!

If you walk without buttons on your jacket, it’s the right time for you either to marry or to divorce

C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)

Nobody can understand what true love is until he has been married for at least twenty five years

When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_

No one has died because of laughter except those who’s joke was not that funny

I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :)

Is the day you are doing washing, ironing and cooking called a day off like mine?

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at jym.

Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.

Better to love than to be loved in marriage

If work all the time and never rest, you can become the richest man in the cemetery

It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

Wearing the same dress for too long is bad for health

Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you’re going to die.

Madhouse; I’m the messenger of God! Another room; I sent nobody!