‘Flirt Facebook Status’



You are so sweet that, I am thinking of having you after a dinner as a desert.

Girl: Why are you followinq me? Boy: My parents told me to always follow my dreams.

There’s so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me.

I see you with my heart not with my eyes.

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day that I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.

I dont need to dream, I got you!

Every morning I wake up happy b’coz I know I will see you.

You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.

My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight.

Everytime I look into your eyes I see my paradise.

I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don’t think I’m very cool.

Flirting is a woman’s trade, one must keep in practice.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.

I think the eyes flirt most. There are so many ways to use them.

I am so much better at text flirting than real flirting.

8 billion people in this world and I only want you…strange

If loving you is a price, I would pay my life to you.