‘Facebook Status Ideas’

When you can’t forgive someone, pray for them. It may or may not change them, but it will always change you.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

The best thing about the past is that it shows you what not to bring into your future.

Not everything is meant to last forever, so enjoy every moment as it happens.

A woman who truly loves you will be angry at you for so many things but will never leave you.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

When I am expecting a text, I constantly feel my phone vibrate even though it is not.

There’s no better feeling than going to bed at night and not having to set an alarm for tomorrow morning.

That awkward moment when you are checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there’s someone inside.

That awkward moment when you finish reading a page and you have no idea what you just read.

Keep your eyes open and your feet moving forward. You will find what you need.

I don’t want diamonds or the world ……. all I want is for you to hold me and call me your girl.

Can’t sleep at night and can’t get up in the morning.

First thing I do in the morning: Look at the clock and hope I have more time to sleep.

The police is looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny & great in bed. You ugly ass is safe, but where should I hide?

The only way to feel peace after a break up is to quiet the thoughts about it.

Real love is not based on romance, candle light dinner and walks along the beach. In fact, it is based on respect, compromise, care and trust.

Everyone makes mistakes in life but it doesn’t mean they have to pay for them for the rest for their life. Sometimes good people make bad choices. It doesn’t mean that they are bad… it means they are human.

Sometimes in relationship people get too comfortable and forget they can be replaced.

Dear GOD, Thank you for today, yesterday and tomorrow; my family, my joy, my sorrow; for all that made me stronger.