‘Facebook Pregnancy Status’

Pregnancy is getting company inside one’s skin.

In love with my child whom i haven’t met yet!!

I finally stopped dieting, cos am pregnant!

A grand adventure is about to begin.

I miss you like a pregnant sixteen years old misses her period.

A great adventure is about to start in my life.

Selfie with my baby is coming soon.

My husband is looking for baby names.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.

A baby fills a place in your heart that you never knew was empty.

Am proud to say that am a mommy to be.111

Waiting for my little one’s arrival. Couldn’t stop myself to kiss.

Busy learning lullabies to sing my baby.

I’m growing a person inside me what are you doing?

I posted that we were gonna be parents and a photo of a bun in an oven lol.

Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies.

My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.

I put a picture of the positive pregnancy test on fb, with just a smiley face and some !!’s. It was fun shocking everyone

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

I think she is my friend , so I can ask him later what made it all sound recording , a child