‘Facebook Pregnancy Status’

Success is like being pregnant. Everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you were ****** before you got there.

Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years & 9 months.

I’m In love with a child i h aven’t yet met….

A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.

The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.

Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other.

Someone coming in my life.

If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.

Birthing is the most profound initiation to spirituality a woman can have.

Pregnancy is getting company inside one’s skin.

In love with my child whom i haven’t met yet!!

I finally stopped dieting, cos am pregnant!

A grand adventure is about to begin.

I miss you like a pregnant sixteen years old misses her period.

A great adventure is about to start in my life.

Selfie with my baby is coming soon.

My husband is looking for baby names.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.

A baby fills a place in your heart that you never knew was empty.