‘Facebook Pregnancy Status’

Making the decision to have a baby is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.

Pregnancy: A condition that makes you pee when you laugh and puke when you cough!

There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better than bombing one out of it.

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten and the future worth living for.

he moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.

I’m In love with a child i haven’t yet met.

Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly.

Success is like being pregnant. Everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you were ****** before you got there.

Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years & 9 months.

I’m In love with a child i h aven’t yet met….

A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.

The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.

Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other.

Someone coming in my life.

If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.

Birthing is the most profound initiation to spirituality a woman can have.

Pregnancy is getting company inside one’s skin.

In love with my child whom i haven’t met yet!!

I finally stopped dieting, cos am pregnant!