‘Facebook Jokes’



Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat. The government hates competition.

Viagra is now available in powder form to put in your tea. It does not enhance your performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft. Lolz

How to sleep faster: Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom.

Facebook is like a fridge. you keep checking it, but there’s nothing good.

My age is very inappropriate for my behavior..

if history repeats its self you are totally getting a dinosaur

A bunch of my friends are coming over tonight to play on their phones.

Support the Arts. Kiss a guitar player

What is facebook????? its a place where boy posts joke, gets no responce & if girl posts the same joke, gets 150 likes & 56 friend requests!!!!

Behind every successful status update there is Ctrl+c & cntrl +V …

Hi Sweetie how was schook Today?? you can read all about it on my facebook DAD!!!

A fast beating heart doesn’t always mean love…. A blushing face is not always a sign that your inlove…. Sometimes huboG lang!! Hahahaha

Free Beauty Advice for Girls… if you want A good profile picture for your facebook profile… Without wrinkles without pimples without dark Marks Use”Adobe photoshop”

Being popular on facebook is like sitting at the cool table in a cafeteria at a ental hospital!!

My “last minute activity” was just to check your “last minute activity”.

I’m not stalker. I am an unpaid private investigator.

Dear parents, we know money doesn’t grow on trees, that’s why we are asking you for it.

I’m going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.

Never let a person who is ready to marry with you after seeing you without makeup.

A fast beating heart doesnt always mean Love… A blushing face isnot always a sign that your inlove… Sometimes huboGLANG! HAHAH