‘Facebook Jokes’

In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth… After that, everything else was Made in China.

I’m not weird. I’m limited edition.

Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

Q. How does a computer get drunk? A. It takes screenshots.

A boy commented on his Facebook status Happy New Year The girl wrote in comments Same to you The boy edited the status to – I love you!!!

I’m not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!

I never let my best friend do stupid things … alone.

Laughing is the best medicine but if you are laughing for no reason, you need medicine.

Facebook is like a jail. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don’t really know!

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up …….. after I finish laughing :)

I made my Facebook name “Benefits,” so when you add me now it says “you’re friends with benefits.”

When butterflies are in love, do they feel human’s in their stomach? :)

Q: When FaceBook, MySpace and Twitter merge into one super social networking company what will it be called? A: They will call it “My Twit Face.”

It’s ok to talk to yourself, it’s even ok to answer yourself.. But when you ask yourself to repeat what you just said- you have a problem!

At late night wife’s mobile beeps. Husband checks her mobile and gets angry. He wakes his wife. Husband (angrily): Who is the person saying beautiful? Surprised wife checks her mobile. Wife (double angrily): Heyyy.. Use your spectacles. it is not beautiufl. it is battery full…

Before you take me away, i just want to update my profile picture….

I’m Not Anti-Social I’m Anti Idiot!

I did in the bed. I did it on the couch. I did it in the car. Texting is such an obsession. :)