‘Facebook Jokes’



We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up …….. after I finish laughing :)

I made my Facebook name “Benefits,” so when you add me now it says “you’re friends with benefits.”

When butterflies are in love, do they feel human’s in their stomach? :)

Q: When FaceBook, MySpace and Twitter merge into one super social networking company what will it be called? A: They will call it “My Twit Face.”

It’s ok to talk to yourself, it’s even ok to answer yourself.. But when you ask yourself to repeat what you just said- you have a problem!

At late night wife’s mobile beeps. Husband checks her mobile and gets angry. He wakes his wife. Husband (angrily): Who is the person saying beautiful? Surprised wife checks her mobile. Wife (double angrily): Heyyy.. Use your spectacles. it is not beautiufl. it is battery full…

Before you take me away, i just want to update my profile picture….

I’m Not Anti-Social I’m Anti Idiot!

I did in the bed. I did it on the couch. I did it in the car. Texting is such an obsession. :)

I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday :)

Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat. The government hates competition.

Viagra is now available in powder form to put in your tea. It does not enhance your performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft. Lolz

How to sleep faster: Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom.

Facebook is like a fridge. you keep checking it, but there’s nothing good.

My age is very inappropriate for my behavior..

if history repeats its self you are totally getting a dinosaur

A bunch of my friends are coming over tonight to play on their phones.

Support the Arts. Kiss a guitar player