‘Easter Facebook Status’



Easter is a promise God renews to us in each spring. May the promise of Easter fill your heart with peace and joy! Happy Easter!

Have a eggcellent Easter weekend everyone.

I hope that this Easter bring your new aspirations and new hope.

I will avoid tomorrow those who eat Easter eggs today!

Let him say not merely, “Christ is risen,” but “I shall rise.

On this Easter say sorry for all the thing you did wrong. Happy Easter!

Always kind to everyone, God may always help us.

Easter is a Holy day, not just a Holiday. Have a wonderful Easter!

Did anyone else ever wonder why the easter bunny gave away chocolate eggs?

I love biting the ears and heads off chocolate Easter bunnies.

May your life be blessed with His love on Easter and Always. Happy Easter!

I’ve hidden all the Easter candy for the kids inside my stomach.

Easter says you can put truth in a grave,but it won’t stay there.

Damn, my traditional Easter rabbit stew is now cold because my neighbor was at the door with some whiny story about his kid’s missing pet.

it is a time to rejoice because our redeemer Jesus Christ is alive again. Am free because of his blood dat was shed for me.

Easter holiday hasn’t even ended yet and I’m already looking forward to summer.

Happy easter! Hope you have a all blessing of this good day.

Guess what I am gonna be doing this Easter? Hanging with my PEEPS!!!

I dont believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy.

For Easter I’m gonna get really drunk and hide a whole bunch of eggs, wake up sober and have an Easter egg hunt with myself!