‘Easter Facebook Status’

Easter says you can put truth in a grave,but it won’t stay there.

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness.

Damn, my traditional Easter rabbit stew is now cold because my neighbor was at the door with some whiny story about his kid’s missing pet.

it is a time to rejoice because our redeemer Jesus Christ is alive again. Am free because of his blood dat was shed for me.

Easter holiday hasn’t even ended yet and I’m already looking forward to summer.

The story of Easter is the story of God’s wonderful window of divine surprise. Happy Easter.

Happy easter! Hope you have a all blessing of this good day.

Guess what I am gonna be doing this Easter? Hanging with my PEEPS!!!

Sending you joyful hugs this Easter. May all of your dreams and wishes come true.

I dont believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy.

Easter is more than just eggs and candy. It is also about peace, love, and family. Have a blessed one! Happy Easter!

For Easter I’m gonna get really drunk and hide a whole bunch of eggs, wake up sober and have an Easter egg hunt with myself!

The loveliest day comes when you wake up one morning And discover the truth that love colors our world. How lovely to be loved by Jesus. Happy Easter!

Is it wrong to put leftover Halloween candy in their Easter baskets?

We have the laziest Easter Bunny here….He didn’t bother cooking or coloring the eggs and he hid them all in my fridge.

May God keep you away from misfortunes, devious people and evil tongues. Have a blessed and happy Easter!

How do you tell if your chocolate bunny is a boy or girl? Bite it’s head…if it’s hollow, it’s a boy

You’re not fooling anyone with that fake grass in the basket.

If you happen to see a bunny laying brown eggs, do not eat them. ITS NOT CHOCOLATE!!!! HAPPY EASTER!!

With humility and thankful hearts let us go down on our knees and celebrate the love Christ displayed on the cross. Happiest Easter Holidays!