‘Dirty Facebook Status’

There’s no such thing as a dirty mind, it’s just a sense of humor with adult content.

Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.

You can’t be the top dog if you act like a pussy!

I think I could fall madly in bed with you..

Fuck everyone who said they were there for me, and then left.

I think the woman who invented the phrase “All Men Are The Same” was a chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd :)

I wanna do bad things with you.

Please tell your pants it’s rude to point.

Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

Me: “Why am I still single?” Brain: “You’re weird as shit.” Body: “And you’re fat.” Face: “Plus you’re ugly.” Food: “But I’m here for you.”

Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes.

I cant taste my lips could you do it for me..

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Girls don’t dress for boys, they dress for

Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

I am not Virgin my life FCUK me everyday

There are 70 ways to keep a man happy. One is Alcohol..! The rest is 69…..!

I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio

You all interior lighting achieve full, That supreme light of lights illuminates your understanding.