‘Dirty Facebook Status’



All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with!!

yes i have a dirty mind, and you are in it…

There is big difference between creative mind and dirty mind but both are harmful due to extra use…

Need to wash his mind out with soap…

Hands are overrated…I think I’ll use my mouth.

Things that shouldn’t be broken: 1) Hearts 2) Promises 3) Condoms :P :)

I just love to play dirty.

Things that shouldn’t be broken: 1) Hearts 2) Promises 3) Condoms

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

Hey girl, I’d like to be a part of your next abortion.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, …………………….. it’s called a credit card.

Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!

In a cramped bus.. Lady: Something of yours is touching me. Man: Oh! That’s… that’s just my salary in my pocket. Lady: Did your salary just triple in the last 5 minutes?

No matter how dirty your past is, your future is still spotless.

Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

I am in love for getting dirty.

Deja poo….. The feeling that you’ve heard this crap before

Without nipples, boobs would be pointless.

Every conversation is more fun if you start with a dirty mind.