‘Dirty Facebook Status’



Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

I am in love for getting dirty.

Deja poo….. The feeling that you’ve heard this crap before

Without nipples, boobs would be pointless.

Every conversation is more fun if you start with a dirty mind.

People who describe things as “better than sex” are having the wrong kind of sex.

You can’t be the top dog if you act like a pussy!

Fuck everyone who said they were there for me, and then left.

I think the woman who invented the phrase “All Men Are The Same” was a chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd :)

I wanna do bad things with you.

Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

Me: “Why am I still single?” Brain: “You’re weird as shit.” Body: “And you’re fat.” Face: “Plus you’re ugly.” Food: “But I’m here for you.”

Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes.

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Girls don’t dress for boys, they dress for

Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio

You all interior lighting achieve full, That supreme light of lights illuminates your understanding.

Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)