‘Dirty Facebook Status’

I’m listening to the voices in my head and I’ve come to realise that they are having more fun than me. I’m gonna go join them for a few drinks.

Don’t be happy for making me a fool, you’ll later come to know who the real fool is

If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping?

People say I got a dirty mind, I just think I’ve got a good imagination lol..

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.

Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?

Facebook’s timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

I smile when I’m having dirty thoughts :)

I like it here because not only do I get to air out my dirty laundry, I get to see yours too.

All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with!!

yes i have a dirty mind, and you are in it…

There is big difference between creative mind and dirty mind but both are harmful due to extra use…

Need to wash his mind out with soap…

Hands are overrated…I think I’ll use my mouth.

Things that shouldn’t be broken: 1) Hearts 2) Promises 3) Condoms :P :)

I just love to play dirty.

Things that shouldn’t be broken: 1) Hearts 2) Promises 3) Condoms

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

Hey girl, I’d like to be a part of your next abortion.