‘Creative Facebook Status’

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Everyone says that love hurts, but thats not true. Loneliness hurts, rejection hurts, losing someone hurts. Everyone confuse these things with love.

That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer is not even one of the choices.

Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don’t play their game.

Time for a fun game. If you had 3 wishes, what would they be? (You can’t wish for another wish, or money.)

The best things in life are not things.

Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

Just high fived that wall with my face.

My Viagra addiction was the hardest time of my life.

I used to have functioning brain cells but I traded them in for children.

You can’t handle my undivided attention.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion and I’d hate to deprive them

Good, Better, Best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best.

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, what’s in it for me?

I’ve set my ‘life goals’ to stuff I’ve already done so literally every day now I’m overachieving. It’s all about perspective.

Real beauty lies not in the physical appearance, but in the heart.

Dear PAST, thank you for all the lessons. Dear FUTURE, I’m now ready.

EGO is the only requirement to destroy any relationship. So SKIP the E and Let it GO.

Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places.

The worst feeling is when you smile at your crush, but they don’t even acknowledge your existence.

Think positive and positive things will happeen.