‘Creative Facebook Status’

FB Gags has a huge collection of creative Facebook statuses. Check out our collection of creative fb statuses and feel free to share with your Facebook friends. These creative messages are so unique that your status update will stand out from the rest.

The ‘Earth’ without ‘Art’ is just ‘EH’.

The best part about this status message is that by the time you’ve finished reading it you realize that there is absolutely no point to it.

Today is the oldest you’ve even been and the youngest you’ll ever be again.

I’m OLD Enough To KNOW what’s BAD for ME and YOUNG Enough To Do It.

Why can’t brunch be an every day kind of thing?

Every little lie you lie brings us closer to goodbye.

If practice makes perfect, and no one’s perfect, then why practice?

The person who loves you more will fight with you daily without any reason but whenever you are sad that person will fight with the world to end your sadness.

Don’t waste electricity. Would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?

When I see my phone light up, I always hope that it’s a text message from you.

Eventually, everything ends. Age doesn’t guarantee maturity. Love doesn’t mean you’ll always be together. Things don’t always happen like you imagined.

Some people are like trees, they take forever to grow up.

Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.

Real men stay faithful. They don’t have time to look for another woman b’coz they are too busy looking for new ways to love their own.

If practice makes a man perfect then what perfect practice makes a man?

Why I don’t like some people: 1 %: An actual logical reason. 99%: I just don’t.

Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyong perfect.

Be careful who you trust, the devil was once an angel.

Love is a fire but whether it’s going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Some people are in your friend list … not to be your friend but to spy on your life.