‘Crazy Facebook Status’

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I don’t give up on people easily. But when I do, I don’t even care to see if they are breathing anymore..!!

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you…

A dog will love you more then your wife… Don’t believe me? Lock both in the trunk of your car for an hour then see which one will be happy to see you.

You are free to be whatever you want. Don’t waste that chance!

Press “like” if you are crazy.

If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?

My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B

Chemistry is great, but eventually your relationship moves out of the laboratory.

If there’s one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.

The greatest pleasure in Life is that what people say you can’t do.!

My first name and your last name, together make sound great!

Best RElationship advice: Make sure youre the crazy One..

Life is Short for crazy experiments…

I wish you told me from the start that you were gonna break my heart!!

I’m Mad at my self, not you, I’m mad for always being nice, I’m mad for apologizing for the things I don’t do, I’m mad for getting attached, I’m mad for thinking about you, But most of all I’m mad for… Not hating you, when I should..

Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.

People may think i’m crazy But really i’m just bored..

I may be a bad girl but I’m a damn good women.