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Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use Photoshop to show their creativity.

Someone once told me that if you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean. If you hold a peanut shell to your ear, can you hear the circus ?

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.

The biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman’s love with no intention of loving her.

We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile.

Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

Finally got the voices in my head to stop talking so loud. Just wrap your head in duct tape and they sound muffled! Ha ha I win!

The awkward moment when you enter class late and everyone stares at you.

Wonders if its bad when I’m talking to myself and I’m not even listening…

The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can’t ;)

When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss …… Oh I’m just so crazy about you.

Text: If I look like I am arguing with myself don’t worry about it. I am trying to reason with the voices in my head. They want me to hit you.

people call me crazy,there just jealous because the gummy bears talk to me not them.:)

This book on marriage says treat your wife like you treated her on the first date, so after dinner tonight I am dropping her off at her parents’ house..

Boyfriend message to his Girfriend: Baby Sorry too Disturb you. can you send Me your Photo? It’s Urgent Serious matter “we r playing cardS & I have Lost my Queen” !!!!

Beauty is not a competition all women want is to be the best version of themselves…

You must expect great things of yourself before you can do them!!

Cannot trust anyone these days, fake is becoming the new trend…

I don’t give up on people easily. But when I do, I don’t even care to see if they are breathing anymore..!!

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.