‘Crazy Facebook Status’

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Oh I’m just so crazy about you.

I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

My teacher wear sun glasses when she teachs me bcoz I am a bright student :D

You people are crazy! I know…I can recognize my kind.

I don’t have a bucket list but my fucket list is a mile long…

If you think I’m crazy, raise your hand…

So, apparently…it is severely frowned upon to open a bag of skittles in the store and pelt your fellow customers with them, while yelling “Taste the Rainbow!”

My friend said I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn.

Special thanks to the penguins, couldn’t have done it without you.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you. Make your appointment today.

The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.

I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins.

My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.

You know you are crazy when the voices in your head start sending you text messages.

Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use Photoshop to show their creativity.

Someone once told me that if you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean. If you hold a peanut shell to your ear, can you hear the circus ?

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.

The biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman’s love with no intention of loving her.

We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile.

Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.