‘Crazy Facebook Status’

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You want to come into my life, the door is open. You want to leave my life, the door is open. Just one request; don’t stand in front of the door, you are blocking traffic :)

A lot of men & women would rather stay single b’coz they are tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.

Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.

If I drink alcohol, I am an alcoholic. But if I drink fanta than . . . . . . I am fantastic!

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? :)

That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am i that hot?

Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.

Do you ever look at your friends and think “why the hell aren’t we comedians?”

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

Me Normal? WHO SAID THAT! I’ll stab them with a gummy bear!

No officer, I did not hit their, I simply Fist Pumped their face!

We are all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils.

I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

I’m soo poor… I can’t even pay attention

Wtf… sighs and gets up to go see what they wanted

Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!