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Love never dies…only the lover changes. :P

Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.

A girl jogging in the park helps atleast 5 boys to be fit and in shape.

If Your age was to be determined by the 2 last digits of your phone number, how old wil you be?

Why do I fall in love with people who are all ready taken or have feelings for someone else?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer.

I’m batter than you Ex and better then your NEXT!

Being in a relationship is a full-time job; don’t apply if you’re not ready to commit.

Shhhhhhhh everyone around me is in a relationship and I am just here with my laptop & this page.

You want to come into my life, the door is open. You want to leave my life, the door is open. Just one request; don’t stand in front of the door, you are blocking traffic :)

A lot of men & women would rather stay single b’coz they are tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.

Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.

If I drink alcohol, I am an alcoholic. But if I drink fanta than . . . . . . I am fantastic!

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? :)

That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am i that hot?