‘Crazy Facebook Status’

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No human is more important than your sleep…

When you reach the end of your rope,tie a knot in it and hang on..

I don’t care if you think I’m crazy. Life is too short to be normal.

Hears “POP..POP..POP..” then giggles because they likes bubble wrap.

Relationships would be easier if people came with a CLEAR HISTORY button.

i’m not crazy i’m just special!!….No, wait….maybe i’m crazy. One second….i have to talk to myself about this, hold on…

The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs :)

This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

My most heavily used kitchen appliance is a fire extinguisher.

Oh I’m just so crazy about you.

I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

My teacher wear sun glasses when she teachs me bcoz I am a bright student :D

You people are crazy! I know…I can recognize my kind.

I don’t have a bucket list but my fucket list is a mile long…

If you think I’m crazy, raise your hand…

So, apparently…it is severely frowned upon to open a bag of skittles in the store and pelt your fellow customers with them, while yelling “Taste the Rainbow!”

My friend said I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn.

Special thanks to the penguins, couldn’t have done it without you.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you. Make your appointment today.

The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.