‘Clever Facebook Status’

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Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.

Just wondering why brain cells die, skin cells die, your hair follicle die, but fat cells live FOREVER?

HUMAN BRAIN: Forgets what we want to remember & remembers what we want to forget.

I have to admit, God was just showing off when he created me.

Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.

Some people might be less attractive but once you get to know them they are hot as hell.

Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.

And the evening and the morning were the first day

I wish I could google the things I have misplaced.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.

People think they are free if they can obey their passions

If in other sciences we should arrive at certainty without doubt and truth without error, it behooves us to place the foundations of knowledge in mathematics

ADMIT IT: Life would be so boring without me.

Knowledge is the conformity of the object and the intellect

If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties

You’re trying to live without enemies. That’s all you think about, not having enemies

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife

Give me chastity and continency-but not yet!

The freethinking of one age is the common sense of the next