‘Clever Facebook Status’

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We should love, not fall in love… because everything that falls, gets broken…

STUDY? The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

Curiosity is much important than necessity when studying languages

You can judge about the self-esteem of a man by his bride

Alarm clocks should come with sounds like “tiny doll feet scampering into the closet” because I am not hitting snooze when I hear that.

Learn to keep silence. And you will succeed

God made every person different, He got tired! by the time he got to China…

Smart people never get offended. They make conclusions

If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.

I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

It’s not difficult to forgive. It’s difficult to believe again

If you expect the world to be fair with you b’coz you are fair with them. It’s like expecting a lion not to eat you b’coz you don’t eat lion.

Pain sometimes leaves, but thoughts stay

Sometimes it’s better to be alone so that nobody hurts you

Thrift Is an important source of welfare

Reasonable person learns from his lessons not less than from his success

Newlyweds are those whose bright future is in the past

All people are born free and equal… until one of them gets married

I am pretty sure that every soul gets delighted when doing kind deeds