‘Clever Facebook Status’

We have a huge list of clever Facebook statuses, which you can use to post on your Facebook account and get lot of likes and comments. These clever Facebook statuses will make everyone laugh and you will become the center of attraction. Keep checking back for more clever Facebook status ideas. Like FB Gags on Facebook for more updates.

The most difficult thing is to take less when you can get more

I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study :)

He who understands nothing can take any job to do

He who does not understand your silence will never understand your words

If you want to occupy a territory you need to bring your people there

I can make your gf scream louder than you can.

There’s only one thing which makes the dream impossible; the fear of failure

I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.

Common sense is a sum of prejudices

Remember that time is money

You remind me of my Chinese friend…Ug Lee

He who wants to become rich in one day will be hanged in a year

Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b’coz on the inside it’s often a different story.

I know it’s not big and it’s not clever but F..bad.. me it’s funny!

The only thing I know is that I know nothing

No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug

You see a person’s true colors when you are no longer beneficial to their life.

Prejudice is the child of an ignorance

My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.

Persons who are very finical and dainty, have invariably gross imaginations