‘Clever Facebook Status’

We have a huge list of clever Facebook statuses, which you can use to post on your Facebook account and get lot of likes and comments. These clever Facebook statuses will make everyone laugh and you will become the center of attraction. Keep checking back for more clever Facebook status ideas. Like FB Gags on Facebook for more updates.

You see a person’s true colors when you are no longer beneficial to their life.

Prejudice is the child of an ignorance

Don’t worry about people stealing an idea. If it’s original, you will have to ram it down their throats.

My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.

Persons who are very finical and dainty, have invariably gross imaginations

I might as well call you Google, Bcoz you have everything that I am looking for.

Facebook: where stalking people is OK.

You can kill your attraction to anyone by watching them chew.

The ultimate goal of eloquence is to convince people

If we only knew how many times our seemingly clever comment cut straight into the heart of the person with whom we have just spoken, it is we who would bleed.

Money spoils people

If nobody love you, then you are doing something wrong..!

Translators are the postal horses of education

May your life someday be as good as you make it out to be on Facebook.

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

Weak people are not able to be honest

I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!

We should love, Not fall in love…Because everything that falls, gets broken….

I have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. I’m also deaf in one ear.

All man are not fools, some stay bachelors.!