‘Clever Facebook Status’

We have a huge list of clever Facebook statuses, which you can use to post on your Facebook account and get lot of likes and comments. These clever Facebook statuses will make everyone laugh and you will become the center of attraction. Keep checking back for more clever Facebook status ideas. Like FB Gags on Facebook for more updates.



Knowledge is the understanding of how the most insignificant thing is associated with a whole; nothing exists by itself

Boundaries Are Necessary So That You Can Protect Yourself, Because Once You’re Broken, You’ll Never Be Fully Fixed.

I don’t follow Rules,i make them for Me!!

People are gonna hurt you, but its your decision who gets a second chance.

I want a real relationship, not a facebook one..

People say that love is in every corner……gosh! maybe i’m moving in circles..

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.

My wife says I talk while I sleep. But I’m skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it.

Some people are just like some schools during summer, they have, NO CLASS.

A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talk to each other instead of about each other…

Ignorance is a mother of all the crimes

I don’t have time to hate people, who hate me. because i’m too buys in lving people who love me.

Education is not in the knowledge but in putting them in practice

Dear math, I’m tired finding your “X” DUDE she is gone, Please Move on Bro. !

Be a good person, But Don’t Try To Prove.

There are no two springs in one year

i dont care if you talk about me behind my back because good or bad, my name is still in your mouth ;-)

Just because I moved on doesn’t mean I won’t be here if you change your mind. You always have special place in my heart.

Only after thirty one realizes that the sky is too high to reach

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