‘Clever Facebook Status’

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A book is a numb teacher

A book creates the reader

when love is real, it doesn’t lie, cheat, pretend, hurt you or make you feel unwanted. It’s supposed to be a cure to all your worries.

When I read a good book, I have a feeling that it speaks to me

Dictionary gives you much information about a word but not what you really want to know

Bad books are not only useless but also dangerous

One should not think but look for the miracles of the Nature

Sending people to a war without proper training is to betray them

Loyalty that requires efforts is not better than a betrayal

GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine ;)

Freedom is an opportunity to say that two times two is four. The rest you create yourself

If you are able to control yourself, then you are free

ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, Youtube without videos and Google with no results.

The power of reputation is in its recognition

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me … I’ll

Even the most beautiful girl can’t give more than she has just like the most faithful friend can’t tell you what he does not know

Nature is not our mother but our creation

Freedom is the price of the victory over ourselves

Somehow it’s easier to live when I throw away garbage

Humanity is not ready to pay the cost of the true freedom