‘Clever Facebook Status’

We have a huge list of clever Facebook statuses, which you can use to post on your Facebook account and get lot of likes and comments. These clever Facebook statuses will make everyone laugh and you will become the center of attraction. Keep checking back for more clever Facebook status ideas. Like FB Gags on Facebook for more updates.

I know it’s not big and it’s not clever but F..bad.. me it’s funny!

The only thing I know is that I know nothing

No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug

You see a person’s true colors when you are no longer beneficial to their life.

Prejudice is the child of an ignorance

My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.

Persons who are very finical and dainty, have invariably gross imaginations

Facebook: where stalking people is OK.

You can kill your attraction to anyone by watching them chew.

The ultimate goal of eloquence is to convince people

Money spoils people

If nobody love you, then you are doing something wrong..!

Translators are the postal horses of education

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

Weak people are not able to be honest

I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!

I have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. I’m also deaf in one ear.

All man are not fools, some stay bachelors.!

Rules are made to the break!

Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray… but it’s there.