‘Clever Facebook Status’

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Old people become both stupid and clever

Work is the grand cure for all the maladies and miseries that ever beset mankind

Skepticism is a empty shore without harbors and lighthouses

I’d like to stand close to the edge because you see all kinds of things you can’t see from the center

Jealousy creates more crime than greed and ambition

All of us want to change the world, none of us want to change ourselves

There’s nothing more dangerous but passion being ruled by anger

Reason owes all its achievements to passions

It’s not necessary to burn the books to destroy a culture. It’s enough if they stop reading books

Strong people do not like the witnesses of their weakness

You can tell a lot about a person by the way he handles two things: a rainy day and lost luggage

Never give someone your all.. Because when they are gone.. You have Nothing….

My Girl = My Life …. Touch Her = Your Last Day On Earth.

Sometimes indecision makes you lose more than wrong decision

Any reasonable person needs several hours a day to think

When wrong people leave your life, the right things start happening…

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.

Walking is men best medicine…

Never fight with those who have nothing to lose: it is an unequal fight

A coward never forgives