‘Clever Facebook Status’

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Reasonable person learns from his lessons not less than from his success

Newlyweds are those whose bright future is in the past

All people are born free and equal… until one of them gets married

I am pretty sure that every soul gets delighted when doing kind deeds

I am SINGLE because I haven’t found someone who deserves ME.

Hard work is the basis of welfare and the soul of each work

If she’s not there when you go to bed, then use your every waking second to write her a love letter to bring her back beside you..

A human who’s not afraid of truth should not be afraid of lies

Destiny is a matter of choice, not a matter of chance

Speak only when you feel that your words are better that your silence..

A book is a numb teacher

A book creates the reader

when love is real, it doesn’t lie, cheat, pretend, hurt you or make you feel unwanted. It’s supposed to be a cure to all your worries.

When I read a good book, I have a feeling that it speaks to me

Dictionary gives you much information about a word but not what you really want to know

Bad books are not only useless but also dangerous

One should not think but look for the miracles of the Nature

Sending people to a war without proper training is to betray them

Loyalty that requires efforts is not better than a betrayal

GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine ;)