‘Clever Facebook Status’

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Prediction is not a matter of dices or luck, but mind

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

A talent in science is above all a capacity to work hard

For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world.

Courtiers are like cats that are mostly tied to their home rather than the owner

I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.

Sometimes it seems the only accomplishment my education ever bestowed on me was the ability to think in quotations

The best nicknames are usually the ones people don’t know they have.

It is a melancholy truth that even great men have their poor relations

Minds are like parachutes: they only function when open

The longest five minutes are the last five minutes of a lecture while the shortest five minutes are the last five minutes of an exam.

Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.

Just wondering why brain cells die, skin cells die, your hair follicle die, but fat cells live FOREVER?

HUMAN BRAIN: Forgets what we want to remember & remembers what we want to forget.

I have to admit, God was just showing off when he created me.

Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.

Some people might be less attractive but once you get to know them they are hot as hell.

Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.

And the evening and the morning were the first day

I wish I could google the things I have misplaced.