‘Clever Facebook Status’

We have a huge list of clever Facebook statuses, which you can use to post on your Facebook account and get lot of likes and comments. These clever Facebook statuses will make everyone laugh and you will become the center of attraction. Keep checking back for more clever Facebook status ideas. Like FB Gags on Facebook for more updates.

He who has lost his enthusiasm is a bankrupt

You disclose your character when describing another’s

I’m paying my taxes with a smile, but they wrote me back saying they want cash.

Nothing blossoms forever

Necessity is a scary weapon

I wish my phone never ran out of battery, my fridge never ran out of food and my wallet never ran out of money.

When you have a good imagination, you can make up all the facts you want!

Any science is based on approximateness

STUDY? The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

Curiosity is much important than necessity when studying languages

You can judge about the self-esteem of a man by his bride

Alarm clocks should come with sounds like “tiny doll feet scampering into the closet” because I am not hitting snooze when I hear that.

Learn to keep silence. And you will succeed

If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.

Smart people never get offended. They make conclusions

I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

It’s not difficult to forgive. It’s difficult to believe again

If you expect the world to be fair with you b’coz you are fair with them. It’s like expecting a lion not to eat you b’coz you don’t eat lion.

Pain sometimes leaves, but thoughts stay