‘Clever Facebook Status’

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There is no more natural desire than pursuit of knowledge

There is no smoke without fire, but I saw smoke where there was no fire many times

Every real man is a child who still wants to play

A good handwriting is the first rule of courtesy

Scientific creativity is imagination in a straitjacket

The highest-flying economy in the world is searching for a soft landing

True sarcasm is in the point, not in the shaft, of the arrow

You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request. Don’t stand at the door, you are blocking the traffic.

We hate to face our real natures, so we drop over the scene of our theatricals a thick scrim of sentimentality

Surround yourself with people you can stand

The person who makes a worm of himself will be stepped on

If APPLE made a car, would it have windows?

Money is always there, pockets change

Serious illness needs drastic remedy

I can’t be friends with sensitive ass people, I joke around way too much.

Fear is always a result of powerlessness

You are forever responsible for everybody you tamed

Optimism is a lack of information

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don’t

Everyone is looking for a strong person, nobody needs a clever one.