‘Clever Facebook Status’

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Not words, but ideas have power over society

If a man is a success it’s not due to somebody but against everybody

No one can insist which feeling is stronger; hunger or curiosity

You can never be despised by others if you do not despise yourself

There’s only one way to make the scientists know more than they do; to reduce their quantity

You can reach more with tact than with power

My boss said “Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.” Now I’m sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.

Relationships are like yard sales, are great fun few hundred feet away, but realize that it is just a bunch of junk that is not necessary.

Naivety is the sister of innocence and the sister in law of the stupidity

In fact, every accepted convention is foolishness. Because it has suited the majority. Anyone who relies on reason to achieve happiness ends up not having any at all

Every problem has solution. The only difficulty is to find it

He who has lost his enthusiasm is a bankrupt

You disclose your character when describing another’s

I’m paying my taxes with a smile, but they wrote me back saying they want cash.

Nothing blossoms forever

Necessity is a scary weapon

I wish my phone never ran out of battery, my fridge never ran out of food and my wallet never ran out of money.

When you have a good imagination, you can make up all the facts you want!

Any science is based on approximateness

STUDY? The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.