‘Clever Facebook Status’

We have a huge list of clever Facebook statuses, which you can use to post on your Facebook account and get lot of likes and comments. These clever Facebook statuses will make everyone laugh and you will become the center of attraction. Keep checking back for more clever Facebook status ideas. Like FB Gags on Facebook for more updates.

The world is empty for an empty person

War doesn’t determine who’s right—it determines who’s left

People wanna see you doing well but not better than them :)

Filled heart cannot choose the right words

Conversation is to distract people from thinking

Each person, like the Moon, has his own dark side

Everything you can prove to yourself with the help of logics and science is required by time

Time and money are mostly interchangeable

If your glass is always half empty, buy smaller glasses.

Life is too short to let someone make you miserable. Remember, someone can only make you unhappy if you give them the power to do so.

Time, as we all know, is sometimes a bird on the wing, and sometimes a crawling worm

Old people become both stupid and clever

Work is the grand cure for all the maladies and miseries that ever beset mankind

Skepticism is a empty shore without harbors and lighthouses

I’d like to stand close to the edge because you see all kinds of things you can’t see from the center

Jealousy creates more crime than greed and ambition

All of us want to change the world, none of us want to change ourselves

There’s nothing more dangerous but passion being ruled by anger

Reason owes all its achievements to passions

It’s not necessary to burn the books to destroy a culture. It’s enough if they stop reading books