‘Clever Facebook Status’

We have a huge list of clever Facebook statuses, which you can use to post on your Facebook account and get lot of likes and comments. These clever Facebook statuses will make everyone laugh and you will become the center of attraction. Keep checking back for more clever Facebook status ideas. Like FB Gags on Facebook for more updates.

I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.

Common sense is a sum of prejudices

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Remember that time is money

You remind me of my Chinese friend…Ug Lee

Welcome to your 40s. You are no longer the target audience for anything cool.

He who wants to become rich in one day will be hanged in a year

Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b’coz on the inside it’s often a different story.

I know it’s not big and it’s not clever but F..bad.. me it’s funny!

The only thing I know is that I know nothing

No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug

Arguing with a fool proves there are two.

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend

You see a person’s true colors when you are no longer beneficial to their life.

Prejudice is the child of an ignorance

Don’t worry about people stealing an idea. If it’s original, you will have to ram it down their throats.

My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.

Persons who are very finical and dainty, have invariably gross imaginations

I might as well call you Google, Bcoz you have everything that I am looking for.

Facebook: where stalking people is OK.