‘Clever Facebook Status’

We have a huge list of clever Facebook statuses, which you can use to post on your Facebook account and get lot of likes and comments. These clever Facebook statuses will make everyone laugh and you will become the center of attraction. Keep checking back for more clever Facebook status ideas. Like FB Gags on Facebook for more updates.

Facebook: where stalking people is OK.

You can kill your attraction to anyone by watching them chew.

The ultimate goal of eloquence is to convince people

Money spoils people

If nobody love you, then you are doing something wrong..!

Translators are the postal horses of education

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

Weak people are not able to be honest

I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!

I have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. I’m also deaf in one ear.

All man are not fools, some stay bachelors.!

Rules are made to the break!

Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray… but it’s there.

Types something clever to get people to like my status :)

Warning, its not safe to talk to me at the moment..

Do professionally what you can do professionally

Virtual lovers can infect with real viruses

Nobody visits restaurants when they are full

In a good restaurant all tables are reserved and empty

Never expect gratitude from people. It’s not in human’s nature