‘Clever Facebook Status’

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Judge every person according to his actions

We are not playing cards. but cards are playing with us

A habit of despair is much worse than the despair itself

There’s no easy way from Earth to the stars

Time passes slowly when you watch it

He who gives in advance gives twice

Money can’t buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you …….. Priceless :)

It’s sad, if a person has nothing to die for

One should restrain himself for getting bigger pleasures

Not words, but ideas have power over society

If a man is a success it’s not due to somebody but against everybody

No one can insist which feeling is stronger; hunger or curiosity

You can never be despised by others if you do not despise yourself

There’s only one way to make the scientists know more than they do; to reduce their quantity

You can reach more with tact than with power

My boss said “Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.” Now I’m sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.

Relationships are like yard sales, are great fun few hundred feet away, but realize that it is just a bunch of junk that is not necessary.

Naivety is the sister of innocence and the sister in law of the stupidity

In fact, every accepted convention is foolishness. Because it has suited the majority. Anyone who relies on reason to achieve happiness ends up not having any at all