‘Clever Facebook Status’

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Virtual lovers can infect with real viruses

Nobody visits restaurants when they are full

In a good restaurant all tables are reserved and empty

Never expect gratitude from people. It’s not in human’s nature

Fantasy is the creative ability of our mind

Never play on the field of your weaknesses

He who walks alone will come the first

All the paths are the same. People differ

Safe paths lead nowhere

Plese don’t talk to me, I get attached too easily.

One should be really honest to notice it’s lack

Creativity is the gift of Nature

Forgive your enemies but never forget them

Skepticism is the chastity of an intellect

I feel like a Indiana Jones, b’coz you are the treasure I am looking for.

A cat in gloves can’t catch a mouse

Judge every person according to his actions

We are not playing cards. but cards are playing with us

A habit of despair is much worse than the despair itself

There’s no easy way from Earth to the stars