‘Clever Facebook Status’

We have a huge list of clever Facebook statuses, which you can use to post on your Facebook account and get lot of likes and comments. These clever Facebook statuses will make everyone laugh and you will become the center of attraction. Keep checking back for more clever Facebook status ideas. Like FB Gags on Facebook for more updates.

Serious illness needs drastic remedy

I can’t be friends with sensitive ass people, I joke around way too much.

Fear is always a result of powerlessness

You are forever responsible for everybody you tamed

Optimism is a lack of information

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don’t

Everyone is looking for a strong person, nobody needs a clever one.

Books are the children of common sense

What can be measured is real

Hearts know things that the eyes don’t see and feels things that the mind cannot understand.

He who never made mistakes, never tried anything new

He who has nothing has no enemies

Don’t think about tomorrow, Think about the now!

The most difficult thing is to take less when you can get more

I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study :)

He who understands nothing can take any job to do

He who does not understand your silence will never understand your words

If you want to occupy a territory you need to bring your people there

I can make your gf scream louder than you can.

There’s only one thing which makes the dream impossible; the fear of failure